The nuisance of the selfie stick is to be no more on Centre Court, as Lawn Tennis Association adopts the peaceful vuvuzela for those in the royal box to enjoy.
Michael Downey, head of the Lawn Tennis Association, has today outlawed selfie sticks from the prestigious bat and ball tournament.
Instead, the rather charming vuvuzela has been heralded as a game changer for 2015. “I remember the most beautiful sound these things made back in South Africa. the whole sporting community really took to them”.
“It’s a great way to extend Wimbledon to the surrounding community. What pub on a friday night doesn’t want a hoard of rowdy trumpeters? Beats me”.
“I feel that they will really accompany the elegance of strawberries and cream. It will also be a superb way of venting the nation’s frustration towards that Scottish bloke”.
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