After resigning from the House of Lords after what he considered to be a usual after-work night out, Martin Scorsese has picked up Lord Sewel’s story for a new motion picture. Advertisements
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In a story more gruesome than cocaine and prostitutes, Boris Johnson has been spotted violating traffic laws giving his wife a “backie”.
The much loved Middle Eastern favourite has been found out to be pure deep fried heroin.
Tony Blair has blasted the current Labour Party stating that they are not like him enough to win power.
Pluto is shocked by the fickleness of the human race as it has been thrown out of the limelight after only one week.
Scientists have claimed that unsafely ejecting USB sticks is the first step towards a life of crime and terror.
As the British summer takes full force the middle class have flocked to their nearest garden centre.