After resigning from the House of Lords after what he considered to be a usual after-work night out, Martin Scorsese has picked up Lord Sewel’s story for a new motion picture. Continue reading
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“Rules are there to be broken”, insists Boris Johnson
In a story more gruesome than cocaine and prostitutes, Boris Johnson has been spotted violating traffic laws giving his wife a “backie”. Continue reading
Falafel is deep fried heroin
The much loved Middle Eastern favourite has been found out to be pure deep fried heroin. Continue reading
Labour isn’t Blair enough
Tony Blair has blasted the current Labour Party stating that they are not like him enough to win power. Continue reading
Pluto amazed how quickly it has been forgotten
Pluto is shocked by the fickleness of the human race as it has been thrown out of the limelight after only one week. Continue reading
Unsafely ejecting USB sticks root cause of all crime
Scientists have claimed that unsafely ejecting USB sticks is the first step towards a life of crime and terror. Continue reading
Middle class summers made for garden centres
As the British summer takes full force the middle class have flocked to their nearest garden centre. Continue reading
Percy Pig sent to slaughterhouse
M&S have ordered all Percy Pigs to the abattoir so they can be thinly sliced into new healthy salads. Continue reading
Man annoyed he doesn’t receive Facebook game requests
One Facebook user is annoyed that he cannot become annoyed over game requests. Continue reading
Atticus Finch to join Top Gear
With the release of Harper Lee’s new novel, reviewers have claimed heroic Atticus Finch has racist, bigoted views – perfect for BBC 2. Continue reading