All English and Ozzie cricketers are 10ft tall with the “tiny” Ashes trophy actually being half a meter in height. Continue reading
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Wimbledon to replace selfie sticks with vuvuzelas
The nuisance of the selfie stick is to be no more on Centre Court, as Lawn Tennis Association adopts the peaceful vuvuzela for those in the royal box to enjoy. Continue reading
Bullshit compulsory for marathon runners
For all marathon runners it is now compulsory to come up with some bullshit reason as to why they are so much better than everyone else. Continue reading
Everybody now addicted to gambling
Following the Grand National today, the whole country has been declared fully blown gambling addicts. Continue reading
Merson has a deep fear and hatred against the city of Stoke
It has been confirmed that Sky Sports pundit Paul Merson does not like going against Stoke in any walk of life. Continue reading