Lord Sewel inspires new Martin Scorsese film
After resigning from the House of Lords after what he considered to be a usual after-work night out, Martin Scorsese has picked up Lord Sewel’s story for a new motion picture.
After resigning from the House of Lords after what he considered to be a usual after-work night out, Martin Scorsese has picked up Lord Sewel’s story for a new motion picture.
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